The 12 Daysof Christmas

Festive Freaks & Foolhardiness

Dress the part.
Your outfit, as a couple, should pay homage to your assigned day. Literal, abstract, or barely defensible are all welcome. Only one of you wants to be the partridge? Congratulations, the other one is the pear tree.
Feed the flock.
Bring an appetizer or drink that gives a slight nod to your day. Subtlety is welcome, and puns are encouraged. We ask only that the lords be left a-leaping and the ladies left a-dancing (i.e., a strict no-cannibalism policy).
Bring a white elephant gift ($50 max).
Should the spirit move you, your gift can also relate to your day, but this is strictly optional. Please note: any turtle dove arriving without a cage will be regifted to Penny. She loves herself a live bird.